Saturday, March 29, 2008

Cockard And Buttman Investigate - Part Two

Cockard and Buttman were killing time in their office when a large matron in a floral dress and lurid hat walked in. They quickly snapped to attention. A customer usually meant money and sex, which were their two favourite things in the world.

'How may we help?' asked Cockard in his most polite, most seductive tones.

'My son recently told me that he is one of those...home boy.' Mrs Malard replied.

'Home boys?' enquired Buttman.

'You know...he says he is a hommie, a hommie sexual.'

'Aah yes, and so are we.' replied Cockard.

'Good.' she said. 'What I want is for you guys to show me just what exactly two guys do together. I just can't get my head around it.'

'Certainly madam, it would be our pleasure.' replied Cockard as he put the closed sign up in the window and ushered her into the back office, where they kept a bed.

Although Cockard and Buttman were business partners and not lovers, they were not averse to getting it on together every now and then, especially if they were being paid to do so. They told Mrs Malard to have a seat and then began their little show.

Buttman took Cockard into his arms and hugged him close. Mrs Malard's face was fairly neutral as she watched the younger, chunkier blonde guy hug the older, slimmer dark haired handsome man. The pair hugged and kissed for a good ten minutes and she was beginning to think there wasn't too much to write home about. But then Cockard slid down onto his knees and started to tug at the fly of Buttman's suit
pants. She watched in eager anticipation as Buttman's pants were lowered revealing his thick club of a cock, already fully erect and pointing up at the ceiling. Below hung a pair of heavy nuts and she gasped softly as Cockard buried his face in Buttman's crotch and started licking his nuts.

Cockard slid his hands up and down Buttman's warm, stocky thighs. It had been a long time since he had made out with Buttman and he was making the most of this opportunity. His hands slid higher up Buttman's thighs, onto his beefy butt and after massaging his solid, meaty mound for a while Cockard slid his hand into Buttman's warm crack. Buttman's eyes were closed and he sighed gently as Cockard's
finger teased around his hungry hole. Mrs Malard watched Cockard withdraw his finger and lick it and then slide it back into Buttman's ass crack. Cockard groaned out loud as his spit wet finger slid into Buttman's warm butthole. He gently finger fucked his business partner as he continued to slurp away at
his beercan of a cock.

'That's just disgusting!' Mrs Malard spat, but she could not look away.

Her eyes were locked onto the sight of this lustful man mating. She told herself that she ought to be disgusted but in reality she was so turned on she could hardly think straight. They made her clapped out husband look about as erotic as a wet rag. These raging bulls of gay men had far more testosterone that the old fart had ever had.

Cockard turned Buttman around and made him bend over the bed. She watched in amazement as Cockard parted those beefy butt cheeks and buried his face right in the other guys ass and ate it out like he was eating a pussy. The stocky blonde moaned like some cheap porno actor as his partner teased his love knot with his wet, snake like tongue. Buttman's asshole tingled as his nerve endings went into overdrive. Every now and then Cockard would stop licking to slide a finger into Buttman's chute. Mrs Malard got down on her knees by the side of the bed to get a good view of the action. She could see Buttman's hand working on his thick club and wished that Mr Malard was so generously endowed.

Cockard stood up and undressed. Mrs Malard quickly drank in the beauty of his longer, more slender man spear and toned body. He really was a handsome devil; it was just a pity that he was not meat for her mouth. She watched Cockard reposition Buttman on his back on the bed and lift his legs into the air. Cockard went back to rimming Buttman's ass and she decided that he must be doing a hell of a job
because she could see a long drool of precum leaking from Buttman's cock onto his belly.

Cockard stood up and reached for a bottle under the bed. He applied a dollop of lube to his cock and worked another dollop into Buttman's ass. Then he flipped Buttman over onto his belly so that his beautiful fleshy rump was now ready for penetration.

'You are never going to do what I think you're going to do!' Mrs Malard screeched, and hoped to hell that he would.

She felt faint with lustful desire as she watched Cockard slide his slender cock into Buttman's ass. The big man moaned softly and wriggled about on the bed. He seemed as happy as a pig in shit, and she envied him. If only once Mr Malard would take control and give it to her this way. Wow! She had to fight the urge to slip a hand into her big bloomers and tease her hairy gash. Cockard was fully into his
fuck now, pulling all the way out and slamming all the way home. Both Cockard and Buttman were using the most filthy, disgusting language as they urged each other on. It really was too much for the
poor woman.

'Boys! I'll double your fee if you cum on my tits.' she cried.

It was the magic sentence. Cockard pulled out of Buttman's ass and both men were on their feet in seconds. They stood on either side of her and started stroking as she lowered her dress and freed her huge melons from the confines of her bra. The thought of those so very easily earned dollars got both men fired up and they were soon panting so hard they drowned out her orders that they jizz her up good. Cockard let fly first, shooting a huge, thick load onto her left tit. Seconds later Buttman offloaded his equally large squirt of cock cream onto her right tit. She greedily rubbed the fresh cream into her jugs while the men started to dress.

Mrs Malard handed over the amount she promised and then tucked herself back into her dress.

'What's your son's name?' asked Cocakrd.

'Son?' she asked. 'Oh that...I don't have a son. I just wanted to see two hot studs get it on together.'

She blew them a kiss and left their office, still reeking of freshly milked man milk.



Copyright Tom Deapen

Cockard And Buttman Investigate - Part One

You knew that Cockard and Buttman were a completely different kind of
private detective agency when you saw the large dildo on their desk. Their business cards, although discreet, mentioned that they were in the business of sexual investigation.

A good looking guy came through the door and the two private detectives rubbed their
hands in glee. This well dressed gentleman looked like he had a great deal of money, and they wanted some of it.

'Can you help me' the client asked.

'We most certainly can' Cockard and Buttman replied in unison.

'It is about my boyfriend.' the client, Simon, told them. 'You see, I love him very much, and I think he loves me, but he just will not let me fuck him in the ass and I want to so much. He told me that he has never had anal sex, but I find that hard to believe.'

'Sounds like a case for us, Buttman.' Cockard said to his partner.

'So you will take the case?' Simon seemed happier already.

Their client showed Cockard and Buttman a photograph of Craig, his boyfriend, and told them that Craig was about to go away on a business trip for a couple of days. He named the hotel he would be staying in and Cockard was already looking forward to the challenge.

A few days later Cockard and Buttman took a flight to Cincinnati and checked into the hotel that Craig would be staying in. That evening they made their way down to the hotel bar and sure enough there he was, nursing a whiskey.

'Hard day?' Cockard asked.

'Worse than that.' Craig replied.

Cockard and Buttman soon swung into action, engaging him in conversation and
flattering him at every opportunity. They made a good team; Cockard was in his late
thirties and had dark hair and a devastatingly handsome face with the most startlingly blue eyes. Buttman was in his early thirties and blonde and husky, with a really friendly face with come to bed eyes, and a killer smile. Between the pair of them they found they could usually get their man.

It didn't take the two private investigators long to seduce Craig. They could tell he was torn between wanting to remain faithful to Simon and wanting to get laid. In the end it was his lust that won out. Soon all three men were riding the elevator to Craig's room. As soon as the door was closed Cockard and Buttman went to work on him, touching and stroking and nibbling and licking until clothes were shed and cocks stood fully to attention. The three men lay close and touched and stroked each other, fondling nuts and tugging on stiff pricks every now and then.

But it was when Cockard threw Craig's legs up in the air and buried his face in his crack that Craig lost control.

'Oh shit!' he gasped 'Nobody ever told that would feel so good.'

Now Cockard and Buttman understood where he was coming from. It was just possible
that he really was an anal virgin, but they decided that they needed to have proof for Simon; besides neiher one of them could say no to a good hot poke when available. Cockard flipped Craig onto his belly and went back to rimming his ass. Craig thrashed around on the bed, almost unable to bear the delicious sensation of this tongue teasing his sensitive, virgin asslips. And when Buttman took hold of his feet and started sucking his toes he was putty in their hands. He moaned softly as the two men worked their magic on him.

Even when he felt the cold jelly being rubbed against his asshole he was powerless to react. He knew what was coming, something that he had always denied his lover, but somehow with these two strangers he felt able to let go. The slippery finger slid inside his chute and he gasped in pleasant surprise. It was not at all uncomfortable, as he had feared; he had to admit that it felt pretty damn good and soon he was thrusting back onto that finger, desperate to get more of it up his silken canal.

Cockard winked at Buttman as he applied a dollop of jelly to his slender cock and then positioned himself so that he could rub the arrow shaped cock head up and down Craig's crack. The feel of that warm, slippery cock sliding over his asshole made Craig so incredibly horny; he could not understand why he had been so afraid of this sensation all this time. And when at last Cockard started to slide his seven inch rod into Craig's ass the bottom man let out a sigh of relief. He felt a slight amount of discomfort but it soon passed and he was able to fully relax and enjoy his first dicking.

Cockard smiled at Buttman and mouthed the word "tight" to his partner. And indeed
Craig's ass was virginal tight. Fortunately Cockard's cock was so slender that he was able to fuck him loose without too much fuss. The pair had found their rhythm now and fucked gently while Buttman watched as he slowly stroked his super fat five inch cock. His fat mushroom cap was coated with his own precum that oozed out in a steady stream. The sounds that emanated from Craig's throat made him so fucking horny; he hoped Cockard would finish soon as he needed some of that hot ass.

When Craig started thrusting his ass back and forth on Cockard's rod the older man
smiled to himself. For a man who had never taken cock before he sure was learning fast. That silken embrace was having the desired effect on Cockard's own cock and suddenly he grunted as his cock let loose a jet of red hot jizz. He shuddered as a second, third and fourth jet of jizz shot out of his throbbing tool. Craig felt a great pang of loss as Cockard pulled his cock out of his ass. But just then Buttman slid his beercan thick cock into Craig's spunk wet asshole and caused him to yelp.

Man it was stretching him wide. He panted and was about to beg Buttman to pull out
when the pain passed and he started to relax once more. Buttman sighed as the super tight ass closed around his hungry cock. He turned Craig onto his side and gave him time to adjust to his massive girth before slowly stroking into him while nibbling on his earlobe. Craig was soon completely lost in a world of pleasure and the two men slowly rocked each other to orgasm. Buttman's hand on Craig's cock matched the stroking he was doing inside his hot ass. When he heard Craig's breathing change he knew he could stop fighting the orgasm that he had been trying to hold back on.

Buttman quickened his pace on Craig's super hard cock, enjoying the sound of his ecstatic whimpers. He gave one last lunge into his ass just as Craig's cock erupted in his hand, spewing forth a massive load of spunk onto the bed. This was the trigger that let loose Buttman's volley of spunk bullets and he lay in a complete daze as he tried to remember his own name and get his breath back.

Cockard and Buttman were pleased to report to Simon that Craig had indeed been a
virgin, but that, alas, he was no more. However, they pointed out, he was now fully
broken in and ready to receive Simon's rampant rod. Simon was more than happy to pay
their fee and await the return of his lover.

Friday, March 28, 2008

Two Portuguese Bears At Play - Part Two

Fernando was all excited as he packed his suitcase. He was heading out to Africa again, this time to South Africa. A cousin who lived out there had recently come into some money and had bought a small game farm and had invited Fernando to come and visit.


All during the plane journey out there Fernando kept on thinking about the last time he was in Africa; he had been out in Mozambique with his boyhood friend Rui. The pair had made the most amazing love on a deserted beach near Xai Xai. Just thinking about being inside Rui's hot ass was making Fernando hard and he briefly thought about going into the toilet for a quick wank. He decided against it as he was a large man and the toilets were awfully small. He wondered how Rui was doing. Things were a little awkward between them after their crazy session under the hot African sun.


Fernando arrived in Johannesburg and was met by his cousin and his family. After a
shower and a change of clothes back at the cousin's house they all piled into his four wheel drive vehicle and headed off to the game farm. Fifty miles into the journey Fernando was cursing his decision to come. Alberto, his cousin, had always been a braggart and boaster and now that he had money he was ten times worse. But when they arrived at the farm and Fernando saw impala and gnu and warthog within five minutes he cheered up somewhat. And when he found out that he would be staying in a hut in the main guest accommodation block, and not with the family, he cheered up even more.


That night there was an extravagant barbecue laid on. Beer and wine flowed and Alberto was in his element. Some of his new found friends that he was dying to impress were present, and Fernando wanted to be sick just listening to him fawn over them. He was just thinking about excusing himself and going to bed when headlights cut through the night sky. A car drove up parked nearby.

'Aah Fernando, I have a surprise for you.' Alberto said. 'It is an old friend of ours.'


And then suddenly there he stood. Rui looked even more beautiful than Fernando
remembered him. He was dressed like a game ranger in khaki shorts and shirt with
matching thorn resistant boots. Fernando felt his heart flutter and his cock twitch in his pants. What was he doing here? Where was his family? And what a cheek it was for Alberto to describe him as 'our friend'! They had only let Alberto tag along with them when they were kids because they were told to. He was a boring, snivelling little shit even then.


Rui shook hands all round, leaving Fernando till last. He clasped him tight in a bear hug and Fernando could feel his heart pounding against his chest. Was this what it felt like to be in love, he wondered.


Alberto turned his attention back to his friends and Fernando and Rui were now free to catch up with each other's news. Fernando was shocked to discover that Rui was now divorced.

'Why? What happened?' he asked 'It wasn't...' his voice trailed away.


'Not your fault.' Rui replied. 'But after that time in Xai Xai, I just couldn't get it out of my head. Every day the feeling was there. I started looking at men, thinking about their bodies and wondering what it would have been like if we had not been separated when we were.'


Rui gulped. It was a release, letting it out like this. Fernando was the only person he could tell and the only one who would understand.

'I became obsessed' Rui continued. 'I thought if I went out and just had sex with a guy one more time the feeling would go away. Well, it just got worse. I got careless and one day I took a guy home when my wife was out shopping. She came back early and found me in bed with the guy and that was the end of our marriage.'

'Could you not talk her round?' Fernando asked.

'No chance. She packed her bags and moved out within five minutes of finding me in bed with that guy. Any talking we did after that was through our lawyers.'

'I'm sorry.' Fernando said softly.

'So am I.' Rui replied. 'I really don't know what I want anymore. After she left I had a brief relationship with a guy but I kept thinking about women. So I broke it off and found a girlfriend. As soon as we started going together I started thinking about men again.'

'Ever heard about being bisexual?' Fernando asked.

'I don't want to be that.' Rui shot back.

'You can't help what you are.' Fernando said.

'What I want is one special person,' Rui told his friend. 'But where am I going to find that person now? I look at the guys in the clubs. This week they are with this guy. Next week they are with another guy.'

'You're just an old fashioned Portuguese boy.' Fernando laughed.

'One that needs a good old fashioned Portuguese husband, or wife.' Rui chuckled.


Both Rui and Fernando were now totally bored with Alberto and his friends so they made their excuses and left. Fernando discovered that Rui was staying in the thatched hut next to his, which was very handy should anything develop between them. And he was determined that something damn well would develop between them. Rui was out in South Africa doing a job of work when he had run into Alberto and had no idea that Fernando would be at the gathering that weekend. Both men were genuinely pleased to see each other and Fernando wondered if Alberto knew what a wonderful surprise he had given his cousin, delivering the one time love of his life into his paws.






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It was still early so Rui told Fernando to come have a drink in his hut. He poured out a serious measure of brandy for them both and unpacked his suitcase. Fernando sat back and watched his friend move about the room. He really looked so incredibly sexy in those snug shorts that rode right up the cleft of his fleshy bum. His hairy thighs looked powerful and sexy as he strode around. And then Rui said he wanted to take a quick shower. He turned his back on Fernando and stepped out of his clothes. The sight of that beefy, smooth, pale rump gave Fernando a massive lust attack. He crossed his legs and tried to look away but could not. When Rui bent to take his socks off he caught sight of his big balls and felt totally weak with desire.


Rui went into the bathroom and left the door open. Fernando could hear him singing in the shower and could smell the fragrance of the soap and shampoo rising on the steam. How he would love to watch him lather up.

'Bring me my drink.' he heard Rui call out.

With his heart thumping in his chest Fernando took Rui's drink to him. He took a sip and
handed it back to Fernando as there wasn't really anywhere to put it.

'You will have to hold my drink.' Rui said.

'I'd love to hold something else.' croaked Fernando.

'I thought you would never ask.' Rui beamed. 'Get your clothes off.'


Never had such a large man moved so fast. Fernando was soon naked in all of his beefy, hairy glory. His thick cock was already erect and bobbing about in front of him. He stepped into the shower and the two men locked arms in a hug while rubbing their excited bodies against each other. It didn't take long for Rui to get hard. The two bears looked at each other with great tenderness before their lips closed on each other in a hungry kiss. Fernando's arms slid up and down Rui's muscular back before dipping down onto that sexy mound of man flesh. His fingers grabbed handfuls of fuck flesh and massaged them about as his hard dick poked into the underside of Rui's balls.


The men broke off their kiss as Fernando reached for the soap and lathered up his buddy's hairy chest and stomach. His hands travelled lower to his hairy crotch and straining cock and fat balls. Rui moaned out loud as the sensation washed over him. He grabbed the soap away from Fernando and began to lather up the beefy body that was almost a mirror image of his own. When both men were good and coated in soap lather they started rubbing up against each other. Their hard slippery cocks slid by each other as hands roamed up and down backs and grabbed hold of butts. Every now and then one or other of the men would pull their cock away from the vertical and slide it underneath the other one's balls. It was hard for Rui to tell where his body ended and where Fernando's began; they were one living, horned up organism desperate to spill some seed.


It was Fernando who turned around first, presenting his super hairy ass to Rui. All the dark, wet hairs lay in the same direction and it looked so fucking hot that Rui felt physically ill with desire. He took the soap and started lathering up Fernando's crack. His buddy sighed with pleasure as Rui's fingers brushed past his sensitive hole. The soap lather just seemed to make it even more sensitive. Rui let the warm water wash the soap lather away before he kneeled and parted those beefy cheeks. He could see Fernando's brown eye winking at him and he could not resist. Fernando's asshole was incredibly warm as Rue's tongue made contact with it. He greedily ate out his buddy's ass while playing with his fat nuts. Fernando was so gone that it only took him a couple of strokes and he was creaming off against the wall.


Fernando turned around and told Rui to stand. He took hold of his cock and started
jerking on it while his mouth closed around the cap. Now that he had cum Fernando
wanted to his buddy to get off quickly too before he lost interest in sex. His hand flew over Rui's shaft while his mouth worked its magic on the crown. The feel of Fernando's hand desperately milking his shaft was having the desired effect on Rui. Each swirl of tongue over his cock head and each stroke on his hard dick took him closer and closer to the edge; soon Rui's fingers were digging deep into Fernando's shoulder as he felt his orgasm building. His toes were curled and he let out a might grunt as his balls shot forth a massive load of fuck sauce that was quickly gathered up.


Fernando was licking his lips as he got to his feet. His lips closed over Rui's and Rui was able to taste his own essence. It was time to get cleaned up, but later after they had finished talking there would be time for some sweet, gentle lovemaking.

Two Portuguese Bears At Play

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